Sengkang Columbarium Model (SCM): Is this PAP’s Theory of Everything (ToE)?

Dear Friends,

Theory of Everything

In theoretical physics, the Holy Grail has always been the Theory of everything ( ToE), the single all-encompassing theory that purports to link together all aspects of the universe.

One of the theories is the aptly named “string theory” that strings together (duh) everything that (until some future “Eureka  moment”) had eluded everyone about God, the origin of Life or even the Meaning of Life. Click here.

Epiphany

I had such a moment of epiphany or “A-Ha moment “ this evening when I was reading something from social media while killing time when the wife was testing various varnishes for her toe nails at Sephora at Great World City.

Khaw's Assumptions and Butterfly Lovers

I was, of course reading, about Minister Khaw’s Assumptions (here ) and how he is into seeking religious wisdom and meditation and how Butterfly lovers (click here) had fooled or lulled even one as intelligent as his team at MND into awarding  “Eternal Pure Land Pte Limited” (EPL)  as the winner of the tender to build a “Chinese temple”- not withstanding the fact that EPL’s forte was funeral homes and Columbariums . It’s probably just coincidental that EPL is domiciled in Australia and … oh yes, it’s bid was irresistibly the highest. Click here  

My epiphany occurred in the mall corridor outside Sephora ( I do not have any commercial interests here nor do I varnish my toe nails) when I read about how the new HK “Gleneagles “ hospital that IHH - the successor of Parkway Holdings ,had won in a HK tender, had to fulfil certain conditions including ensuring the hospital remains affordable to Hongkongers by certain price control mechanisms. Click here:(New Aberdeen hospital to provide affordable services for 2/3 of HKérs)

Here comes the String which ties Singapore to HK and PAP to Raffles Hotel…

HK is not like Singapore


New HK hospital

How is it that when the ultimate capitalist land on earth ( HK) can stipulate how a winner of a land tender must control its pricing but when Singapore sold it’s last major piece of land for a private hospital at Novena ( now called Mount Elizabeth Novena Hospital-) not to be confused with Mount Elizabeth Hospital ( not Novena)) that Parkway  has a free hand in deciding to have only single-room suites ( including one $17000 per night suite) catering for the uber-rich and is allowed to charge whatever it deems fit. I do not presume it is high but I “assume” it is ( pun unintended) ? Why? Click here. A very senior Parkway official even hosted me for a meal ( over cheap lunch) after my letter was published by the Straits Times, and explained why Parkway had some assumptions ( my lips are sealed) which led them to pay the government Sg $1.25 billion (for the land) and why they have only single rooms ( to earn money duh!) and dispensed with any tokenistic multi-bed suites.

Sale of our Crown Jewel
The string gets longer when those of my vintage remember that Raffles Hotel ( together with the doorman) was once one of Singapore’s most recognizable icon. It was sold to a foreign private equity group aptly named “Colony Capital” and was then kicked around like the football we so loved to watch and this ex-icon is now owned by Qatar.  Click here.

Then of course there are the power stations sold to China.

Someone said ( or perhaps it is a song) that Money makes the world go round…

SCM: What makes the PAP all wound up

Since now we know what the string is made of that ties up what is important to this PAP government (and what irks me) and since it is epitomized by the Sengkang Columbarium saga, I shall henceforth call the PAP’s Theory of Everything, the Sengkang Columbarium Model (SCM).

When you have the time, think of what irks most Singaporeans about the PAP eg ministers’ not inconsiderable ( ok high) salaries , then SCM will help you explain why the universe at one degree north of the equator is so warped. Click here - you won't regret)

Cheer up! It's not definitely the end of the world ( it could be but not definitely).

Dr Huang Shoou Chyuan